Christmas 2004

All righty. Since it’s now December 21, I decided it was time to do a little Christmas Deceratin’. I listened to Christmas music drank Egg Nog and then mint tea and I decorated! Actually I tried to drink tea. I […]

That Jack Handey…

“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. ‘Oh no,’ I said, ‘Disneyland burned down.’ “He cried and cried, […]